Skylark Records

What’s Going on with your 'Damn' Website, Jessica?

Dateline: Austin, the middle of winter...restless fans of the inimitable Miss Jessica Shepherd anxiously await news, as the rumor mill is hot these days regarding the fiery vixen of south Austin song.

So we wait...And we wait...What’s the dealio?

Well, the deal is..and this is straight from my source inside Skylark Records, is that someone in the graphic arts department just totally dropped the ball and the web site hasn’t been updated in like, a zillion years and in a feeble attempt to keep from getting sacked, they’ve put up this one page of stuff to keep the Jessica-heads from completely melting down in the void.

Little Know Facts About Jessica

Did you know? Jessica is a world champion pinball machine killer. Her skills at the game have made her a legend in the gaming world, and she is much sought after for exhibitions of this skill. Said Jessica, “I could have gone all the way with the game, but it wouldn’t have been fair to the kids.”

So for now, enjoy this simple bit of the fabulous Miss Jessica...and keep coming back for more!!